Pedophile Less Interested The More He Views 13-Year-Old's MySpace Profile

[Galen]

I can't believe I missed this thread until now. The Onion is great

Jason, the word hebephilia can also be used in place of ephebephilia. Hebephilia general refers to the attraction to male teens, but it's become more of a synonym for general ephebephilia nowadays. I usually just call 'em Hebes.

And sorry, but teen girls = HAWT. Anybody who thinks teenagers are unattractive because of their age is just a moron, plain and simple. Basically, as long as you obey the law, it's nobody's fucking business what turns you on. If a 2yo dolphin is what gets you off, fine, just don't go breaking into Sea World at 3am

[Anduwaithe]

Hahaha, that makes me think of this time that my mom, my brother, and I were out at this restaurant, and my Mom commented on the fact that you could see the thong that this waitress (who was like 15) across the room was wearing, and my brother (who is Chris's age) was like, "Mom, ixnay on pointing out hot underage girls' butts!"

[SpcBert]

Yea, pedophiles are 'fucking immature assholes'

[Pema]

Hahaha, that makes me think of this time that my mom, my brother, and I were out at this restaurant, and my Mom commented on the fact that you could see the thong that this waitress (who was like 15) across the room was wearing, and my brother (who is Chris's age) was like, "Mom, ixnay on pointing out hot underage girls' butts!"